Cocky Bastard

A beautiful female friend of mine told me today, "Do you ever think about shaving your head? You would get so many women if you cut your hair."

"Ha!…it sounds like you're saying the reason I don't meet women is because I have long hair!"

"That's exactly what I'm saying."

"Oh."

Wow. Well, that's food for thought.

Several women I've asked have echoed this sentiment. I am seriously considering dreadlocking my hair for a month or two then cutting it all off.

But then I wouldn't be able to wear my hair in silly styles…I'd have to satisfy my need for attention in some other way.